Whew. Homer dodged that bullet. Just when we thought the town might get really stirred up over the annual February…
Reading some of the comments lately about Homer on social media, the Betster wonders if maybe some of our fellow…
Wise people who know more than the Betster have been talking about alternate facts. Apparently a spokesperson for the 45th…
Some people seem surprised when a big southwest wind on a 20-foot plus tide turns the Spit Road into a…
Twelve days into the New Year and here in our peaceful corner of the universe, so far the world hasn’t…
So far, 2017 has started serenely — almost too serenely. The Betster did visit a bar over the weekend, but…
In writing this column, the Betster tries to strike a balance between funny and insightful, with maybe the needle tipped…
If you noticed a cosmic blip at 1:44 a.m. Wednesday, that wasn’t your imagination. Holy Azimuth, Betsteroids! Yes, that was…
As the Betster writes this the Internet appears to be down at Chez Betster. No, it’s not the usual dust-in-the-machine…
It has been the Betster’s experience that some people go a little nuts over the holidays. You know who you…
Because we want you to have your paper before Thanksgiving, we’re coming out early this week. If you pick up…
Ever since last week’s election, the Betster has been noticing people wearing safety pins. Holy Johnny Rotten! Is this a…
Seventy-eight years ago yesterday and today, gangs of Nazi thugs raged through Germany. In two days of terror known as…