Homer Alaska - Letters

Story last updated at 4:36 PM on Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Show em what you think

We are tired of young drivers trying to show their manhood by squealing tires and speeding in a parking lot where there are preschoolers, picnickers and a profitable tourist trade. We have had tremendous fun with this sign (not to be confused with the Hawaiian good luck sign). When some jerk tries to impress his date by squealing and speeding, we like to show her what we know. We hold our thumb and index finger about an inch apart, showing him what we know about his manhood. If youre speeding in a crowded area your manhood is measured in millimeters, dude, maybe micrometers. There is no squealing there.

So, we invite the whole community to show the little squealers what you think. Give them the Bishops Beach Big sign.

Gordy Vernon, Bjorn Olson and Kim McNett


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